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masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

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lolfactory:

I hope not!☆ funny tumblr

lolfactory:

I hope not!

☆ funny tumblr

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"For she is his poet,
And he is her poetry."

- Lang Leav (Love and Misadventure)
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stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

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advice-animal:

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advice-animal:

You Definitely Do
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99gag:

HIFW trying on jeans while i’ve gained weight this season.http://99gag.tumblr.com/

99gag:

HIFW trying on jeans while i’ve gained weight this season.
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